Mark The Completely Worthless Agent.Com
HI! Im Mark, the completely naked agent, and I will fight for you! If you have been injured playing music, I cannot guarantee you $50,000, $75,000 or even $100,000! But I will take a big cut of any gig I get you!

 


 

Below is a list of the bands I have represented and how much money I have gotten them!

  • The Cornerboys - $0
  • THE WASTELANDERS! - $0
  • Before The Rain - $0

 


 

Here are some places you might find me when I should be working for you:

  • Hanging out with my wife and kids
  • The Swimming Pool
  • Watching TV
  • The Golf Course

 

I don't carry a pager, and don't call me at home or I'll come over and check your prostate!